the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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