she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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