how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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