I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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