turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
third nipple confirmed
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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