we made out on top of his cat.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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