Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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