so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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