Please don't use social media to get back at me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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