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(540): View more from Virginia

Me. At least after what I've been through.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us

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(905): View more from Toronto

Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty

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(713): View more from Texas

I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.

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(904): View more from Florida

I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.

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(415): View more from California

"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"

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