Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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