i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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