whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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