Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
My penis needs a shock collar
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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