Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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