so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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