she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Dick very happy bro
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