Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
two words: eviction party
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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