You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Do you remember whose house we're in?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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