I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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