When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I had to cum in my sink.
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