Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
