This house was built for laser tag.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I forget how to act sober
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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