we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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