Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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