Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Pooping to opera.
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