That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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