the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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