I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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