Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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