we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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