best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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