I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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