Cold hands, warm shart.
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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