It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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