dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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