He is an equal opportunity slut.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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