do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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