At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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