just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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