what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
