The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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