why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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