oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The adults are the big ones right?
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