Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I forget how to act sober
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