IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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