Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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