Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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