Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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