drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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