can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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