Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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