I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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