if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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