Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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