i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
